“Donald Trump is here tonight. And I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than ‘The Donald,’” Obama said, using Trump’s nickname.

“And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”

Courtesy of:  Yahoo!

“Today was a fun day,” President Obama said. “Nobody checked my ID at the door.”

Ben Quayle, the son of former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle, is attempting to stir up Right Wing love by bashing President Obama. In a recent campaign video Quayle states that, “Barack Obama is the worst president in history.” Quayle is a Republican candidate for the US House of Representative for Arizona’s 3rd Congressional District.

Quayle, according to a recent Phoenix New Times Report, hasn’t voted in a municipal election since registering to vote in Arizona in 1997, a new report claims.According to voting records dug up by the Arizona Guardian, Quayle has voted in two primaries in Arizona but has never cast a ballot in a local election.

Like many Arizonans I am a transplant and so is Quayle but it is the opinion of this scribe that if a man wants to represent the good people of Valley he should be active in politics and take the time to vote. Just because you have an infamous last name that does not entitle you to be an active member of major politics in my state. You sir should go back to your office at Tynwald Capital to do some reading up on U.S. Presidents and realize that the son of your daddy’s boss was the worst president in our nations history.